this is your new dad
*Indie game developer voice*
"It’s an 8-bit platformer that will take you back to the golden age of video gaming with that retro feel*
I hate when boys say “let’s chill”
What the fuck is chill? I’m a grown ass woman I don’t chill. You buying me dinner? I like steak.
i want to talk to you but im ugly
i want to talk to you but im crazy
i want to talk to you but im ugly and crazy.
There is a magical lake in the Rock Islands of Palau where you can swim with the jellyfish worry-free.
The lake became a tourist attraction and people can go swimming and snorkeling with them.
The jellyfish lost their stingers over the years because they don’t need them to fight off predators.
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search